Food Ditties

Well, we don't have a specified topic to blog on this week. Therefore, I am going to compose a few ditties on my personal favorite topic, food. :) I hope you enjoy this as much as I hope I am going to.

They often say the surest way to a man's heart is thru his stomach,
and though it sounds legit, I find I have to disagree
In anatomy class last year we did some work with some cadavers,
and there's a surer way, take it from me!!

Hmm don't think about it too hard. Hey! I said don't! :)

I wonder now, is chocolate milk
made from milk chocolate?
Or does it come the other way around?
I guess the world may never know
The only one who could tell us so
would probably have to be a chocolate cow.

Alright, this is getting obscure. I'll let one more fly and then I'm done. A sonnet? A sonnet!
Iambic Pentameter! Shakespear would roll over in his grave. Here goes:

But soft! I think of when we first did meet.
The cannon center was the place, I think.
I passed you by and gave a little wink;
I'd never seen another look so sweet.
I gained the guts to walk up and say hi,
when HE came by and stole your glance instead!
Oh, In my mind I wished the fellow dead
He you took with him and you both passed by.
You sat down at a table side by side,
and softly did he bring you to his lips
I saw the sensual melt of chocolate chips
While I was left with nasty cherry pie.
Next time I see a cookie sweet as you
I'll grab it fast, but you are gone. Adieu!

Wow I am really tripping out on Dayquil right now! I imagine I am going to laugh at this ridiculousness when I recover, but that's enough bloggage for today.
Adieu, yo!